
12 Gifts That Gay Men Actually Want This Holiday Season
Gay men are notoriously difficult to shop for. Letâs say youâve come across what you think is a cute little stocking stuffer. We probably already have it. But there are a few tried-and-true gay holiday gifts that will never let you down.
Here are 12 gay holiday gifts for the handsome homo in your life:
1. A Pair or Two of Fun Socks
Lifeâs too short to own boring socks, OK? Nothing adds a little zing to an everyday outfit quite like a pop of color or funky print around your gay friendâs perfectly sculpted ankles. Happy Socks has you covered. Seriously, tell your friend to throw those white athletic socks away.
2. Quality Poppers VCR Cleaner
You know, for all those VHS tapes boxed up in your friendâs closet that need cleaning. But seriously, no one does bespoke poppers like the guys at Double Scorpio, an Austin-based âfarm to discoâ label. (We spoke to them back in February about their business, and why youâll never want to buy a bottle of RUSH again.) Theyâre one of the great gay holiday gifts for the guy you want to lure to bed.
3. RuPaulâs Drag Race All Stars 4 Magnets
Because who doesnât need Latrice Royale telling them, âGet these nuts away from my face!â every time they reach for that pint of Halo Top? These are lenticular prints, which is a fancy way of saying theyâre basically two images in one, and when you tilt them (or, say, open the fridge), the image changes!
4. A Bidet Toilet Attachment
Itâs 2018. Why are we still wiping our own butts? Help your friend or loved one join the 21st century with a bidet attachment by Tushy, which runs much cheaper than a $1,000 Japanese toilet. These things fit on whateverâs in your bathroom. Your friendâs butt will thank him.
5. An Adult Coloring Book
Few things are as therapeutic as coloring a picture of Ryan Gosling. (And we donât judge you when you also sketch a picture of yourself being caught up in his warm embrace.) For the guy who loves coloring but whoâs also a thirsty bitch, opt for Color Me Swoon: The Beefcake Activity Book for Good Color-Inners as well as Beginners.
6. Kinky (and Good Quality) Underwear
Sometimes we all want to feel a bit naughty, but there are times that $4.99 jockstrap from Amazon just wonât cut it when visitors are expected. Thatâs when you reach for a pair of Gregg Homme undies. Woof.
7. A Cute Tee (That Also Raises Money for Charity)
The artist behind the Iceman solo comic series, Sina Grace, teamed up with Represent to create this fun tee featuring a dog and cat bonding over comics. And it benefits Rainbow Railroad, an organization that helps queer people around the world escape violence and persecution. Basically, if you donât buy it, youâre a monster.
8. This Magic Potion for Bottoms
File this one under gay holiday gifts for all the bottoms in your life (or really anyone who wants their digestive system running like magic). Guys who take Pure For Men #StayReady for the sex of their dreams. And itâs vegan!
9. A Cheeky Pin
In case you havenât noticed, pins are all the rage these days. Much like those quirky socks we mentioned above, theyâre a simple, fun way to accessorize an outfit, taking you from âHey, howâs it going?â to âHey, how are you, ohmygodIlovethatpinwheredyougetit?!â
10. Queer Prayer Candle
Times are ⊠interesting, yâall, and sometimes that calls for lighting a candle and whispering a little prayer. And letâs be real, half of you queens are praying to BeyoncĂ© on a regular basis already. Up the ante with one of these patron saint candles.
11. A Butt Scrub
Honestly, itâs the gift you never knew you needed until you tried it out. Your gay friend will forever sit on faces with confidence thanks to this miracle blend by Studio Ready. His booty (and his boyfriend) will thank you (and us).
12. The Gayest Pillow on Earth
Is your friendâs home dĂ©cor a little stale? Well, âstaleâ will be the last word you use to describe his living room when itâs covered in Tom of Finland muscle hunks and leather daddies.