F*ck Love: We’ve Singled Out Some of the Best Valentine’s Day Gifts … For Yourself

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. Surely it’s everyone’s least favorite Hallmark holiday, especially if you’re single while everyone around you is in a relationship. But flying solo isn’t the worst thing in the world, so relish all those times you get to do whatever TF you want because you don’t have to report to a significant other! And yeah, you may not be getting surprised with a V-Day gift this year, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get something (or many things) for yourself! After all, no one knows you better than you, so why not treat yourself with some queer Valentine’s Day gifts that you know you’ll love?

Might we make some suggestions?

We’ve put together a list of 5 fun queer Valentine’s Day Gifts … for yourself.

1. Dad Grass Weedhearts 5 Pack Dad Stash

For single people, Valentine’s Day is a day that should be dedicated to unwinding. One great way to do that: get ripped, get baked, get bombed, get buzzed. This five-pack of Dad Grass pre-rolls isn’t meant to get you stoned out of your mind. (They’re CBD pre-rolls.) Which means you’re getting a sense of calm — a respectable, peaceful buzz. Perfect as queer Valentine’s Day gifts, they also come in a cute decoy pack that looks just like a box of those chalky candies you never liked anyway. 

Find these pre-rolls ($37) on the Dad Grass Website.

2. S-Kin Studio Zodiac Necklace

Sometimes you have to treat yourself and buy some high-quality jewelry for your own neck, ya know? These zodiac necklaces from S-Kin Studio Jewelry, a small studio founded by a woman of color, are ethically produced. The necklaces are gold-filled so they’re tarnish-resistant and long-lasting. We know you’re obsessed with sharing memes related to your zodiac sign on your Insta, too.

Get your zodiac necklace ($108) on the S-Kin Studio Jewelry website.

3. Stardew Valley

If you’re not dating anyone and you’ve got time to kill, you can always play Stardew Valley, which we’ve recommended before. You can grow crops, raise animals, go fishing and date the locals. The best part? The 12 romance-able NPCs can be seduced by a male or female farmer. You won’t have to worry about being single when you end up sinking hours into this game.

Stardew Valley ($14.99) is available on PC/Mac/Linux, Xbox One, Playstation 4, Nintendo Switch, iOS and Android.

4. Stickers from Mossy Mountain

Get the Trans Love Sticker Pack or the Valentines Sticker Sheet (Both $10) on the Mossy Mountain website, and follow Mossy Mountain on Instagram.

5. Slick It Up’s Limited-Edition Pink Latex Devil Mask

We fully support treating yourself this Valentine’s Day with a piece of kinky fetish gear, and it doesn’t get kinkier or sexier than Slick It Up’s high-end latex pieces. (We also support wearing this devil mask everywhere — work, grocery shopping, the gym. Let people know what kind of kinkster they’re dealing with, we say. And it gets better: A portion of sales benefits charities like The Ali Forney Center, Rainbow Railroad and the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund.

Get this latex mask ($164) at Slick It Up. (Pink latex butt-less singlet sold separately.)

Will you be treating yourself with any queer Valentine’s Day gifts this year?

Featured image courtesy of Slick It Up